Mmm, Itachi...

Dis is me and mah man ;3

Day seven?

Um…. I forgot what day it is… whatever. Ok, so I’m back at the Frikitsuki hide out an and watching Sasori again because he just came into Danna’s room last night and said that he was in out side now and was gonna help us against Deidara and Mr.SexyUchiha, xD. He’s in his room and I’m disguised again as a shadow. I lay down so I can relax and watch the weird red head in his natural environment.
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I sit up and look to where Sasori is, He’s not there! I turned around and there he is, “Hikari, I knew you where here!” I scream cuz he startled me and I get my kunai, “No wait” he said “I want you to stay here and watch me, Deidara, and Itachi have beautiful yaoi time in my room.”. I was all like WTF? Is he joking? But then Itachi and Deidara came in and only had their chones on. “Holy hell this is awesome!” I sat down and got some popcorn, They all started making out when suddenly there was a puff of smoke out of no where THEY ALL TURNED INTO NAKED ROCK LEE’S! and then I screamed so loud “NOOOOO!” this couldn’t be happening! This was horrible! Then they all turned to me, “Join us Hikari!” .
“NOOOOOO!”
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then… I woke up…
it was all a dream? Holy hell that was the worst nightmare I ever had. I was sweating and shaking, holy ninjas that was horrible. Ugh.

FrikiMisson: Infiltration Day #6

I was watching this all go down in Sasori’s room, Kyo-danna and Sasori fighting over their love troubles. Kyo-danna leaves broken hearted and Sasori stands there looking as if he wanted to tell her to come back. He sighed and sat down on his bed. Deidara was running to Pain to tell him that the Akatsuki hide out had been infiltrated, damn! If he tells him that they will go all crazy to try to find Kyo-danna and in doing that probably find me. I being in my transformation jutsu was in the disguise of a puppets shadow in Sasori’s room, as soon as he layed down on his bed and turned away from me I moved fast to sneak out the door and catch up to Kyo-danna to help her escape.

Hikari-“Kyo-danna!” touches back of kyo’s back.

Kyo- Chuck Norris Kick! Pow! Then looks at Hikari in the floor. “Oh I’m sorry Hikari-kohai! I thought you where a Akatsuki member.”

Hikari-get’s off floor, “Ugh…I’m ok…” rubs her kicked face, “Quick Danna! I have to get you out of here, follow me!”

Kyo and Hikari run to a special exit.

Meanwhile…

All of Akatsuki is in a meeting room except for Sasori.

Pain-“This is an absolute out rage! We have been infiltrated by these so-called ‘Frikitsuki’ members, these damn girls where able to get in here with no problem and spy on us for what we believe some days now!” he slammed his fist on the table.

Konan- “Why don’t we simply destroy them? I don’t think they’re any threat but if you want them gone we should just send some of us to get rid of them.”

Pain- invisible evil smile- “Alright, I will choose for this mission: Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori. Kill ALL of the Frikitsuki members!!”

Infiltration: Day 1

While in the Akatsuki hido out I found that a few people don’t do much.

Zetsu- he just sits around and talks to himself and sleeps

Hidan- Usually praying or sneaking off with Kakuzu in his bedroom. O.O

Kakuzu- Being Hidan’s Seme. (I don’t see him much XD)

Konan- Reading or practicing origami. (and prolly sleeping with Pain ^.<)

Tobi-….Funny…I don’t really see him around.

Deidara- Being Tied up with his mouth covered, I’m saving him for later Kukuku. XDD

Sasori spying.

Ok! So my first victim is Sasori since Kyo-danna is infatuated with this puppet freak I suppose I should write about him first.
Age-…idk man…40?!
Name-Sasori of the red sand
Hair color-red
Eye color- brown
I’ve noticed lately while watching Sasori that he spends a lot of time with his puppets… especially the Paris one O.O hmm, I wonder if he gets lonely….probably. No one really does anything in the Akatsuki lair, and yes I’ve infiltrated it…(the security sucks), all they do is talk and just chill but they don’t have any games or nuthin…IT’S BORING! Well any way, Sasori seems kinda depressed, actually every one does but he sighs a lot. I still think he’s a puppet weirdo…

Information on the Akatsuki pervert. D:

This is the puppet that Sasori got.

I have gone into the puppet store that Sasori went into to buy his Paris Hilton puppet. I managed to take a picture of the model that he took, the store clerk said that he remembered it well because it was made special, Sasori had come in a week earlier and asked them if they could make it for him. I also found out that the Paris puppet is NOT a battle type puppet, it’s not even for fighting. I don’t know what sasori is planning on using that puppet for… but my perverted mind has a few ideas, kukukukuu. XD

My Frikitsuki test.

1.What is your full name or title?
I am Hikari Kurotori (Hikari black bird)

2. What village are you from?

Hidden rain
3. Why have you fled that village?
I didn’t leave, they kicked me OUT! Jerks! So I destroyed the umbrella factory and almost killed the Amekage! Dude! He was asking for it, the bastard! He told me that anime was for nerds. (Pout)

4. What do you hope to accomplish by joining the Frikitsuki?
Um…world domination? I don’t know I was bored.

5. Why have you joined? (kinda goes along with #4)
Kyo-danna said they had cookies so I had to join and kyo-danna and Enya-kohai found me living in a hole outside of the hidden rain village so I supposed living in an emo cave with emo peeps is better than a murky dark whole, plus my room mate in that hole was an angry badger named Paul.

6. Gender?
Female

7. Rank?
I was a Genin, I wasn’t a jonin cuz I got lazy and let the cat we were interrogating escape T.T

8. Element(s)?
fire and lightning, And BOOYA! Power.

9. Any criminal experience?
I’m an accomplice to the stealing of a holographic pokemon card. O.O plus all the stuff from question 3.

10. Do you like ducks?
Do I get to eat it? (drool) mmm.

11. Are you able to put up with emos?
Only if I get to touch their emo hair without them biting me >.< emos have sharp teeth.